Alright, maybe I couldn't find any silly things artists say (though I know they're out there), but I did find some good quotes about art.
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
And before you go: